Metropolis Burlesque heads up the Sweetwater River to Riverdale for the grim, gritty reboot the world never thought it needed. High school shenanigans, unclear driving ages, arson, hard drugs with unlikely names, and a whole bunch of sticky maples await you at Bizarre Bushwick on September 22.
Petite Renard as Cheryl Blossom
Betty Brash as Betty Cooper
Jonathan Calvin Ligula as Jughead
Logan Laveau as Veronica Lodge
Holly Ween as Frank Castle
Dominent Jeane (Ana) as Josie McCoy
Jeane Harlot as Sabrina
Heart Crimson kittens as Southside Serpent
Hosted by Moe Cheezmo as FP Jones
DJ Stormageddon as Archie Andrews
$10 suggested donation at the door with Marinara Stardust
7 pm doors, 8 pm show
Or buy tickets early for a free raffle ticket!