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TUESDAY

Dec 11
FREE 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM
At the I Love You Open Mic, treat yourself and your jokes with care. This mic should serve as your weekly reminder that comedy is supposed to be fun!    Host Lauren Hope Krass promises to bring the good vibes but don't forget to bring yours. Sign up is 5:30, mic starts at 6 and will be lottery style per QED sacred open mic tradition. The mic is free but show some of that love to the venue so we can keep it free. We have items for as low as $1.50.
Dec 11
$4 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
The Cheep Show is a two-man show with stand up, improv and banjo. Levi Penley and Robert Price present some good old-fashioned fun and freestyle rap. This month The Cheep Show welcomes Attractive Nuisance! Attractive Nuisance is an all-lady NYC based improv team featuring Sierra McAliney, Gulru Ustundag, Lexie Wierenga and Colleen Rose. Like a swimming pool without a fence we’re dangerous but oh-so fun. Levi and Robert live together, laugh together and love other people. Levi has been lauded for his work on stage in musicals and dramas. Robert has written plays that are confusing to his mother. Levi hails from Social Circle, Georgia, and Robert from Houston, Texas. When they aren't writing or watching comedy, Robert and Levi enjoy earning enough money to eat.  Subscribe!  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGer_2DyXoygsnScxYZxK5w Like!  https://www.facebook.com/TheCheepShow/ Follow!  https://twitter.com/thecheepshow  *Lineup subject to change

WEDNESDAY

Dec 12
FREE 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM
Supportive open mic! All types of performers welcome! Sign up starts at 5:30PM. Names drawn bucket lottery style, and each performer gets 4 minutes. Staying until the end of the mic ensures your place in the drawing where you stand to win the privilege to go up whenever you want at a future Wits and Bits.

THURSDAY

Dec 13
$7 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM
Fun and flamboyant hosts Babe Parker and Davey Stevey Dave host a variety show of stand-up comedy acts with some unusual surprise guests. It's the only comedy show that is neato and also bedito. For Hilarious Lineups, please visit qedastoria.com

MONDAY

Dec 17
$5 8:30 PM - 10:00 PM
Musical theatre nerds unite! Come join us at Q.E.D for a night of showtunes and comedy. Act 1: Broadway Bonanza: two comedians as musical theatre characters decide on who's win in a physical fight. Act 2: Sing For Your Life: the audience chooses musicals that Patrick and a guest have to sing songs from. Act 3: 10-Minute Musical: three comedians improv a classic musical. Sing and all! Join us for a magical musical night of fun! Check out this month’s lineup here...https://qedastoria.com/collections/vendors?q=Patrick%20Reilly

WEDNESDAY

Dec 19
$8 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
We all know that sometimes life sucks. And we can let that bad stuff get us down, or we can make slightly uncomfortable jokes about it and hope people relate. Come out to our show if you've ever experienced loss, a bad breakup, or even a subpar slice of pizza. We're going to talk about it all. Life is sad. Laugh it off. For lineups click here...https://qedastoria.com/collections/chloe-holmes Hosted by Chloe Holmes Chloe Holmes is a stand up comedian and writer based in New York City. She's performed in bars and clubs throughout the city (but let's be real, it was mostly bars). Chloe co-hosts the Bunt Cake Open Mic for female and non-gendered comedians every Sunday and produced a Father's Day show entitled Madelein and Chloe Present: Chloe's Dad is Dead, A Night Without Fathers. She's also way more cool and chill than she appears in photos.

THURSDAY

Dec 20
$7 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
Lucie Pohl's Immigrant Jam is a night to celebrate being from somewhere else! Immigrant stand ups, storytellers + character comics do their funniest immigration material or non immigrants do their immigration-inspired material! Accents celebrated, wanted, welcome!
Dec 20
$8 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM
Every Third Thursday of the month at 9pm, count on to QED to be your happy place. Happy Place Comedy is a carefree comedy show with a unique lineup of established and up-and-coming New York City comedians, hosted by Sue Funke and Katie Compa. It’s the perfect way to escape your troubles and enjoy a funny and friendly atmosphere [with featured special comfort foods] before taking on the weekend! For lineups and all dates, check out https://qedastoria.com/collections/sue-funke *Lineups Subject to Change

SATURDAY

Dec 22
$10 9:30 PM - 11:00 PM
Host Tracey Carnazzo from the Neurotica Podcast hosts this mind blowing evening of stand up comics right here in Astoria, Queens. Comics as seen on MTV, VH1, Punchlines, Comedy Central, SiriusXM Radio and more. *Lineup subject to change

MONDAY

Dec 24
$10 8:30 PM - 10:00 PM
Five queer comics, one straight comic for one hilarious show. An interactive night of comedy which pokes fun at stereotypes while providing laughs along the way featuring some of the best comics in NYC and beyond. Host Jaye McBride is funny, smart and proudly transgender. Jaye has traveled the world performing stand-up comedy both as a headliner and sharing the stage with comedy greats like Aziz Ansari, Gilbert Gottfried, Jim Norton & Bobcat Goldthwait. Jaye has also been a part of The Boston Comedy Festival, the Limestone Comedy Festival and Lady Parts Justice's Vagical Mystery Tour. In addition to stand-up, Jaye has written, produced and acted in a variety of short films. When not performing on-stage or on-screen Jaye writes "The Comedy Blog" for the Times Union and speaks at colleges all across the country with her lecture about being transgender. Having transitioned in 2007, Jaye is uniquely qualified to talk about awkward first dates, strained family relationships and self-acceptance.