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TUESDAY

Dec 11
FREE 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM
At the I Love You Open Mic, treat yourself and your jokes with care. This mic should serve as your weekly reminder that comedy is supposed to be fun!    Host Lauren Hope Krass promises to bring the good vibes but don't forget to bring yours. Sign up is 5:30, mic starts at 6 and will be lottery style per QED sacred open mic tradition. The mic is free but show some of that love to the venue so we can keep it free. We have items for as low as $1.50.
Dec 11
$4 7:30 PM - 9:00 PM
The Cheep Show is a two-man show with stand up, improv and banjo. Levi Penley and Robert Price present some good old-fashioned fun and freestyle rap. This month The Cheep Show welcomes Attractive Nuisance! Attractive Nuisance is an all-lady NYC based improv team featuring Sierra McAliney, Gulru Ustundag, Lexie Wierenga and Colleen Rose. Like a swimming pool without a fence we’re dangerous but oh-so fun. Levi and Robert live together, laugh together and love other people. Levi has been lauded for his work on stage in musicals and dramas. Robert has written plays that are confusing to his mother. Levi hails from Social Circle, Georgia, and Robert from Houston, Texas. When they aren't writing or watching comedy, Robert and Levi enjoy earning enough money to eat.  Subscribe!  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGer_2DyXoygsnScxYZxK5w Like!  https://www.facebook.com/TheCheepShow/ Follow!  https://twitter.com/thecheepshow  *Lineup subject to change
Dec 11
FREE 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM
TYRANNOSAURUS is a free weekly comedy show hosted by Randall Otis, Jamie Wolf, and Leland Long. Every week we bring you some of the best comics in New York as well as comics from all over the world just passing through. Every week we stylize and diversify the lineup so that every show has a wide range of comedic styles and each show is unique. This week features comedians: Stu Melton Nelson Lin David Piccolomini Charles Engle  Amanda Hurley  Sallyanne Hall The show takes place every Tuesday, 9:00 pm at R'A'R bar in Astoria. R'A'R bar is at the corner of 35th Ave and 30th street, right off the 36th Ave stop with the N and W trains.

WEDNESDAY

Dec 12
FREE 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM
Supportive open mic! All types of performers welcome! Sign up starts at 5:30PM. Names drawn bucket lottery style, and each performer gets 4 minutes. Staying until the end of the mic ensures your place in the drawing where you stand to win the privilege to go up whenever you want at a future Wits and Bits.

THURSDAY

Dec 13
FREE 8:00 PM
Everybody poops. Your mother. Your father. That dude in HR who will not admit he’s got a MAJOR lactose issue. That dude shits a lot. And we all love hearing about it. Come watch some of your favorite comedians/storytellers relive their well, worst shit stories for your viewing pleasure. And yeah, it’s fucking hilarious.
Dec 13
$7 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM
Fun and flamboyant hosts Babe Parker and Davey Stevey Dave host a variety show of stand-up comedy acts with some unusual surprise guests. It's the only comedy show that is neato and also bedito. For Hilarious Lineups, please visit qedastoria.com

FRIDAY

Dec 14
$5 10:00 PM - 11:30 PM
Creek Cave Live (CCL) brings you the an amazing showcase full of Creek favorites, comics just passing through and some of the best stand up comics living in NYC. Tomas Delgado (Comedy Central) Brandon Garner (Funny or Die) Norlex Belma (Kieth and the Girl) Eagle Witt (MTV) Caitlin Peluffo (Colbert) Tanael Joachim (Gotham Comedy Live) Scott Chaplin (Roast Battle) Host Amy Shanker

SATURDAY

Dec 15
$30 7:00 PM - 4:00 AM
Join us for a special celebration for the 30th anniversary with a film screening and an exciting immersive party. Guests can expect a memorable experience a this one of a kind event that brings the magic of the film to life for one night only. Enjoy special performances, themed areas, and music from classic gems to African rhythms. Come dressed up as your favorite character from the film or bring a 1980s vibe with you. You're going to love every minute of this wonderful night. Don't forget to explore and interact with the many activities based off the film that will be brought to life. Come hungry and thirsty for some delicious and tasty drinks and food inspired by the film. You'll even have a chance to win a flight to Africa in 2019! The perfect night for fans, friends, family, and those looking to celebrate a classic film. Welcome to the 30th anniversary celebration for COMING TO AMERICA. FILM SCREENING: Limited amount of tickets will be available for the film screening from 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM Hilarious, sweet, and sharp, COMING TO AMERICA is Eddie Murphy's funniest film. African prince Akeem is on a journey across the world to find a a queen. What better place to look than Queens, New York? Akeem wants to live like the common people of Queens do, but his faithful servant prefers the luxuries of palace life. Will they find a woman who wants Akeem for love and not his wealth? The celebration will begin at 10:00 PM and end at 4:00 AM. You might spot a few surprise guests... All guests must be 21 years or older to attend. "When you think of garbage, think of Akeem."
Dec 15
$5 8:00 PM
Creek Bros takes your regular Saturday night and turns it into a comedy-filled frat party. Beer bongs, free PBRs, and the best comics in NYC are all waiting for you on the 2nd Saturday of the month at 8pm—only at The Creek and The Cave. Hosted by Billy Prinsell, Carmen Lagala, Luke Mones, and Samantha Ruddy. Produced by Brett Arnold

SUNDAY

Dec 16
FREE 9:00 PM - 10:30 PM
NYC Talent Show is the world's greatest open stage and a real New York City Tradition. It's a decade old art performance show started at Bowery Poetry Club by Diane O'Debra and Victor Varnado where anyone can walk on stage whether they are a first time performer or a seasoned veteran and get treated like a star. A star that leaves the stage when bellman's bell is rung telling them that their time on stage is over. Performers on the show have included Kristen Schaal, Hannibal Buress, Jim Gaffigan, and Jonathan Aimes. Every Sunday at 9 pm anything can happen and often does at The Creek And The Cave In LIC Queens NY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qykanNTCT2Q